A Vital Hotdog Function cassette, possibly bootlegged.
Vital Hotdog Function (VHF) is the official band of the One True Thread. Though nobody has ever heard their music, the group has released several albums of catchily titled, RELATED tracks.
VHF: The band no-one has heard, but everyone is talking about
Albums by VHF[]
Problematic C**kie[]
Problematic C**kie album cover
| Track No. | Title[1] | Comments |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Beanish ToCuegish() | |
| 2 | Problematic C**kie | Title Track |
| 3 | Hotdog Infused Brain | |
| 4 | Lingering M*stard | Explicit |
| 5 | Constructive M*stard | Explicit |
| 6 | Random Faraday Cage | |
| 7 | Three Letter Oddity |
Variable M*stard[]
| Track No. | Title | Comments |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Gravitationally Inclined Molpy | |
| 2 | Bitter Singles | |
| 3 | Apologies to Yappo | |
| 4 | Corageous Gorgonzola | |
| 5 | Undefined Reason | |
| 6 | V.B.H.F | Vital Bacon and the Hotdog Functions |
| 7 | Variable M*stard | Title Track |
Zanclean Dishwasher[]
| Track No. | Title | Comments |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Rotating Chronological Awareness Device | |
| 2 | Happy Timiversary | Originally by the Tiny River Band[2] |
| 3 | Unintentional Punsaw | |
| 4 | Zanclean Dishwasher | Title Track |
| 5 | Zanclean Contingency | Zanclean Dishwasher, part 2 |
Classic Defenestration[]
| Track No. | Title | Comments |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | We Always Need More Rampaging Otters | |
| 2 | Classic Defenestration | Title Track |
| 3 | Molpy Sideways | |
| 4 | Wilhelm Scream | |
| 5 | The (Sea) as Always is Playing Our Song |
Obelisk Up Yo Chair[]
Full tracklist unknown, but tracks include:[3]
- Victim to the Bucket[4]
- Octopus Punchup
- Molpies at Play
Brain On Bicycles album cover
Brain On Bicycles[]
New album[5]; album art already published but tracklist still unknown
Catastrophic Ball Failure[]
Announced album[6], tracklist still unknown
Perpetual Fiancéship[]
Believed to be an album by VHF[1], possibly apocryphal. Its chronological place in the VHF discography is unknown. Tracks on the album are rumored to include Plural Babies and Arbitrary Wenches but are otherwise also unknown.
Storming Yewr Castle album art
Regicide by Hotdog[]
Believed to be a progrock album by VHF[7], possibly apocryphal. Its chronological place in the VHF discography and its tracklist are unknown.
Storming Yewr Castle[]
Only the album art is known of this album.
Songs not associated with an album[]
- The Cueball Video (Mirror) (Song ottification by Eternal Density, based on The Picard Song by DarkMateria)
- Just Don't Call Me Late For Supper, title song for the TV cooking show "Grapes on the Vine"[8]
References[]
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Post by Eternal Density, NP1706 (Mirror)
- ↑ Post by january1may, NP1823 (Mirror)
- ↑ Post by Gingercat, NP2462 (Mirror)
- ↑ Post by BlitzGirl, NP2462 (Mirror)
- ↑ Post by ZoomanSP, NP2333 (Mirror)
- ↑ Post by Eternal Density, NP2434 (Mirror)
- ↑ Post by lmjb1964, NP2436 (Mirror)
- ↑ Post by ZoomanSP, NP2445 (Mirror)