Ottified Poetry[]
Link | Poem Name | Author | Original Poem and Author |
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NP197 (Mirror) | Lord Randall's Prayer | Smithers | Lord's Prayer |
NP291 (Mirror) | "When I consider how my Life is spent..." | Latent22 | On His Blindness - John Milton |
NP324 (Mirror) | "The wonderful thing about Time-Knights..." | BlitzGirl | The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers (from "Winnie the Pooh") - Robert B. Sherman |
NP337 (Mirror) | Stopping by Fora on a Caffeinatedcancerbaby Evening | elementropy | Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening - Robert Frost |
NP337 (Mirror) | The Time Less Traveled | BlitzGirl | The Road Not Taken - Robert Frost |
NP375 (Mirror) | BlitzGirl | BlitzGirl | Fog - Carl Sandburg |
NP423 (Mirror) | "Beach is behind, the sea ahead..." | tastony | Pippin's Song - J.R.R. Tolkien |
NP516 (Mirror) | "My Megan" | Angelastic | À une Damoyselle malade - Clément Marot |
NP623 (Mirror) | "This is my hat..." | Dracomax | Rifleman's Creed - William H. Rupertus |
NP635 (Mirror) | The Alt-Text | Rule110 | The Raven - Edgar Allan Poe |
NP776 (Mirror) | "This wip is call'd the feast of Megan..." | Dracomax | St Crispin's Day Speech from "Henry V" Act IV Scene 3 - William Shakespeare |
NP836 (Mirror) | "To wait or not to wait..." | ZoomanSP | "To be, or not to be" soliloquy from "Hamlet" Act III Scene 1 - William Shakespeare |
NP836 (Mirror) | "Alas, poor molpy..." | ZoomanSP | "Alas, poor Yorick" monologue from "Hamlet" Act V Scene 1 - William Shakespeare |
NP864 (Mirror) | "Alas, poor Beesnake..." | fhorn | "Alas, poor Yorick" monologue from "Hamlet" Act V Scene 1 - William Shakespeare |
NP869 (Mirror) | flutterbee flew so far from the ground | BlitzGirl | anyone lived in a pretty how town - e.e. cummings |
NP871 (Mirror) | "Black pixels of Time..." (fragment) | Rule110 | Death Fugue - Paul Celan |
NP872 (Mirror) | The Naming of Filks | jjjdavidson | The Naming of Cats - T. S. Eliot |
NP939 (Mirror) | The Pix Poem | BlitzGirl | The Foot Book - Dr. Seuss |
NP975 (Mirror) | The Lament of Newpixbot | mikro2nd | How I Hate the Night (Marvin's Lullaby), from Life, the Universe and Everything - Douglas Adams |
NP1007 (Mirror) | The Alt-Text (revised version) | Rule110 | The Raven - Edgar Allan Poe |
NP1025 (Mirror) | Starting the Cueganid | AnotherKevin | Prologue to the Aeneid - Virgil |
NP1145 (Mirror) | "Now I lay me down to coma..." | Rule110 | "Now I Lay Me Down to Sleep" (traditional children's prayer) |
NP1241 (Mirror) | untitled | BlitzGirl | Three haiku by Fukuda Chiyo-ni |
NP1277 (Mirror) | Morning Song from Cuegan | Tatiana | Morning Song from Senlin - Conrad Aiken |
NP1350 (Mirror) | Prologue-Epilogue | Marsh'n | Prologue to "Through the Looking-Glass" - Lewis Carroll |
NP1421 (Mirror) | Lord Randall's Prayer | BlitzGirl | Lord's Prayer |
NP1524 (Mirror) | "Now I lay me down to coma..." (alternate version) |
lmjb1964 | "Now I Lay Me Down to Sleep" (traditional children's prayer) |
NP1571 (Mirror) | "Otting Six Hundred" | ucim | The Charge of the Light Brigade - Alfred, Lord Tennyson |
NP1676 (Mirror) | I Heard the ONGs on Cueganmas Day | Dracomax | I Heard the Bells - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow |
NP1677 (Mirror) | "To bacon, or not to bacon..." | Neil_Boekend | "To be, or not to be" soliloquy from "Hamlet" Act III Scene 1 - William Shakespeare |
NP1677 (Mirror) | CueganMegball | MistyCat | Ozymandias - Percy Bysshe Shelley |
NP1678 (Mirror) | "What a piece of worke is Neil_Boekend!" | ucim | "What a piece of work is a man" monologue from "Hamlet" Act II Scene 2 - William Shakespeare |
NP1723 (Mirror) | "Some say that Time will end in fire..." | ucim | Fire and Ice - Robert Frost |
NP1862 (Mirror) | "I wrote a poem I meant to share..." | BlitzGirl | The Arrow and the Song - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow |
NP1989 (Mirror) | "One punsaw to rule them all..." | moody7277 | The Ring Verse (second part) - J.R.R. Tolkien |
NP2002 (Mirror) | Beanie Kiss’d Me | BlueCrab | "Jenny Kiss’d Me" - Leigh Hunt |
NP2147 (Mirror) | The Basement Door | Dracomax | Jabberwocky (from "Through the Looking-Glass") - Lewis Carroll |
NP2147 (Mirror) | "The Dracomax" | ucim | Jabberwocky (from "Through the Looking-Glass") - Lewis Carroll |
NP2158 (Mirror) | "To loop, or not to loop, the present question..." | Marsh'n | "To be, or not to be" soliloquy from "Hamlet" Act III Scene 1 - William Shakespeare |
NP2277 (Mirror) | "Now I lay me down to coma..." (alternate version) |
Neil_Boekend | "Now I Lay Me Down to Sleep" (traditional children's prayer) |
NP2396 (Mirror) | "My little horse would think it strange..." | mikrit | "Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening", second verse - Robert Frost |
NP2495 (Mirror) | "Pagepope Febrion's Prayer" | ucim | Lord's Prayer |
NP2585 (Mirror) | Acts of the Clerics Act 3, Scene 28 | ucim | Witches' enchantment at the boiling cauldron from "Macbeth" Act 4, Scene 1 - William Shakespeare |
NP2617 (Mirror) | "Roses are red / Beanies are green..." | balthasar_s | Roses are red (traditional nursery rhyme) |
NP2642 (Mirror) | "Your punning way" | BlitzGirl | Excerpt from "Green Eggs and Ham" - Dr. Seuss |
Mustardtime Otherthread on the OTT Mirror, page 45 | "Photons are blue" | balthasar_s | Roses are red (traditional nursery rhyme) |
Original Poetry[]
See also:
Link | Poem Name | Author | Form |
---|---|---|---|
NP338 (Mirror) | "Time is amazing, each moment that occurs..." | StratPlayer | ? |
NP341 (Mirror) | "There's nothing better than to rhyme..." | BlitzGirl | ? |
NP387 (Mirror) | "May the wait be well waited..." | Kieryn | ? |
NP438 (Mirror) | "Your graph's prediction is unsustainable..." | Elmach | Free-form poem |
NP515 (Mirror) | "I am tired of the haiku ruling..." | jovialbard | Iambic pentameter |
NP516 (Mirror) | "...or we might go with a verse that's free..." | pelrigg | Free-form poem |
NP598 (Mirror) | "With each step, further from home..." | pelrigg | ? |
NP606 (Mirror) | "The Waiting goes on; when will it end..." | StratPlayer | ? (Pogeeketry) |
NP606 (Mirror) | "A loopist's what you were back then..." | Angelastic | ? |
NP615 (Mirror) | A little chiasmus for you | airdrik | ? |
NP622 (Mirror) | "Oh sweet molpy..." | Kieryn | ? |
NP633 (Mirror) | "The Mopey Molpy Momes..." | ergman | ? |
NP690 (Mirror) | "In Time we heed certain creeds..." | ergman | Sestina |
NP843 (Mirror) | Pricklymolp and Molpypoke | BlitzGirl | Children's Poem |
NP864 (Mirror) | "There once was a man from Nantucket..." | TimeLurker | ? (not a Limerick!) |
NP918 (Mirror) | "Much like life..." | Kieryn | Free-form poem |
NP919 (Mirror) | "That's what she said..." | ergman | Free-form poem |
NP1256 (Mirror) | "The weeping OTTers sang a mournful song..." | libra | Heroic (or elegiac) stanza |
NP1401 (Mirror) | "Here lies Rule110..." | ggh | ? |
NP1401 (Mirror) | "My heart is burning..." | TheMinim | ? |
NP1407 (Mirror) | "To make a pun is endless fun..." | ucim | ? |
NP1426 (Mirror) | "May your blitzing be swift and the pastpages kind..." | BlitzGirl | Rhyming couplet |
NP1443 (Mirror) | "In eternal oblivion I see..." | AluisioASG | ? |
NP1443 (Mirror) | "One last glint of hope..." | AluisioASG | ? |
NP1446 (Mirror) | "Must be heretical, must be a blip..." | BlitzGirl | Rhyming couplet |
NP1446 (Mirror) | "Ch*rping and birthing and then you toss them out..." | BlitzGirl | Rhyming couplet |
NP1446 (Mirror) | "In the Builder, I have of the tools all but one..." | BlitzGirl | Rhyming couplet |
NP1446 (Mirror) | "Indeed! But right now I've one wave and one flag..." | BlitzGirl | Rhyming couplet |
NP1446 (Mirror) | "...how the ch*rp did it get there? I am now reviewing..." | BlitzGirl | Rhyming couplet |
NP1449 (Mirror) | "Today I saw a tiny molpy..." | Eternal Density | Rhyming couplets |
NP1449 (Mirror) | "Before beanies went off to..." | HES | Mind-rhyming couplet |
NP1449 (Mirror) | "For pointing this out, I hope you'll forgive..." | BlitzGirl | Rhyming couplet |
NP1449 (Mirror) | Lifts and Elevators | BlitzGirl, Angelastic, Eternal Density, ucim | Rhyming couplets |
NP1451 (Mirror) | "Suggest appropri'te Punishment for BlitzGirl's punning ways..." | Eternal Density | Rhyming couplet |
NP1451 (Mirror) | "It wasn't a pun! I swear!..." | BlitzGirl | Rhyming couplet |
NP1451 (Mirror) | "A way to stop all of the puns..." | TheMinim | Rhyming couplets |
NP1451 (Mirror) | "Much progress has been made, I see..." | lmjb1964 | ? |
NP1451 (Mirror) | "I will rhyme as much as I wish..." | TheMinim | Rhyming couplet |
NP1451 (Mirror) | "There are places three..." | pelrigg | ? |
NP1498 (Mirror) | "Decrees come and go..." | BlitzGirl | ? |
NP1498 (Mirror) | "Molpies everywhere" | BlitzGirl | ? |
NP1498 (Mirror) | "Next Big Thing! ..." | BlitzGirl | Rhyming couplet |
NP1498 (Mirror) | "Treeish, azule! ..." | BlitzGirl | Rhyming couplet |
NP1498 (Mirror) | "Heh, I just realized, since I'm a bit slow..." | BlitzGirl | Rhyming couplet |
NP1498 (Mirror) | "For E.D. ..." | BlitzGirl | Rhyming couplet |
NP1498 (Mirror) | "An eventful dip in OTTer town..." | BlitzGirl | Rhyming couplet |
NP1509 (Mirror) | "I heard there were new newpix..." | BlitzGirl | ? |
NP1509 (Mirror) | "Waiting here long since The End..." | BlitzGirl | ? |
NP1509 (Mirror) | "Ice Cream Sandwich" | ggh | ? |
NP1509 (Mirror) | "The genius Hill People society..." | BlitzGirl | ? |
NP1509 (Mirror) | Cuegan Waits A Wip To Start Building | BlitzGirl | ? |
NP1509 (Mirror) | "I think that I shall never see..." | BlitzGirl | ? |
NP1509 (Mirror) | "The sea destroyed the castle..." | TheMinim | ? |
NP1509 (Mirror) | "The sun has fallen down ..." | EternalDensity | ? |
NP1511 (Mirror) | "I was once a needle ..." | EternalDensity | ? |
NP1541 (Mirror) | "Indeed you do get seven times the castles when you call..." | Eternal Density | ? |
NP1624 (Mirror) | Beacon Foxhound | AluisioASG | ? |
NP1641 (Mirror) | "Are you in the present..." | HES | ? |
NP1651 (Mirror) | Did it work? | AluisioASG | Free-form poem |
NP1651 (Mirror) | Not yet... | ggh | ? |
NP1678 (Mirror) | "Look upon your mighty work, despairing not..." | ucim | ? |
NP1679 (Mirror) | "For someone who is so renowned..." | ucim | ? |
NP1699 (Mirror) | Towards the Storm | AluisioASG | ? |
NP1699 (Mirror) | "The Time Thread" | addams | ? |
NP1713 (Mirror) | "This problem can be beat..." | adnapemit | ? |
NP1723 (Mirror) | "I wish I could / Fulfill the decree..." | AluisioASG | Rhyming couplet? |
NP1724 (Mirror) | The Second Papacy of Ununderstandability | AluisioASG | Quatrain? |
NP1742 (Mirror) | "I decree that poetry in unfamiliar forms we see..." | ucim | Tail rhyme stanzas? |
NP1742 (Mirror) | "So classically do we begin..." | ergman | ? |
NP1742 (Mirror) | "Cueball, darling, would you mind..." | HES | Rhyming couplets |
NP1742 (Mirror) | "Leave it to me to go for new..." | ergman | Rhyming couplets |
NP1742 (Mirror) | "Alas the BlitzGirl disappeared..." | ucim | Rhyming couplets |
NP1742 (Mirror) | "Converting to Centigrade in your head..." | ggh | ? |
NP1742 (Mirror) | "It's so nice to be..." | Tatiana | ? |
NP1742 (Mirror) | "What you say is true..." | ggh | Rhyming couplets |
NP1742 (Mirror) | "Hooray! Dracomax..." | ergman | Rhyming couplets |
NP1742 (Mirror) | "Speaking of temperature..." | HES | Quatrains |
NP1742 (Mirror) | 5000 | BlitzGirl | Rhyming couplets |
NP1742 (Mirror) | "I think that there will never be..." | ucim | Rhyming couplets |
NP1742 (Mirror) | "No images for me, so I cannot post a cake..." | SilentTimer | Rhyming couplets |
NP1742 (Mirror) | "A question of psychology..." | ergman | ? |
NP2146 (Mirror) | "The Old Ones rise once more..." | micdi | ? |
NP2151 (Mirror) | "He's H-E-S, he's H-E-S..." | BlitzGirl | ? |
NP2171 (Mirror) | "Success" | HES | ? |
NP2173 (Mirror) | "It's orange's turn to fill the screen..." | ergman | Rhyming couplet |
NP2173 (Mirror) | "I don't think any of us knows..." | HAL9000 | Rhyming couplet |
NP2173 (Mirror) | "Enhanced, an image claimed appeared..." | ucim | ? |
NP2173 (Mirror) | "So many treeish things abound..." | lmjb1964 | Rhyming couplets |
NP2305 (Mirror) | "Correction on that starry starry night..." | mrob27 (bot-assisted) | Sonnet |
NP2320 (Mirror) | An ottpoem of Cueganshipping, Sarcasm, Geology, and Language | mrob27 (bot-assisted) | ? |
NP2321 (Mirror) | "Quokkas are like great big mice..." | lmjb1964 | ? |
NP2322 (Mirror) | "Saw we were having fun?..." | ggh | Violette |
NP2337 (Mirror) | "Before infinity, infinitesimal..." | _∆_ | ? |
NP2427 (Mirror) | The Basement - A Cautionary Tale | lmjb1964 | Iambic tetrameter |
NP2464 (Mirror) | "I’m sure most people have some friends..." | DrSamCarter | ? |
NP2469 (Mirror) | "How about that..." | Gingercat | ? |
NP2475 (Mirror) | "As Cuegan walk so far along the stream..." | thunk | Villanelle |
NP2479 (Mirror) | "BlitzGirl discovered a pun that was terse..." | ucim | Introverted quatrain |
NP2498 (Mirror) | "My, my, / how the pages fly!..." / "And thus I must leave / My audience, bereaved..." | ChronosDragon | ? |
NP2498 (Mirror) | "My, my, / how the pages fly!..." | ChronosDragon (decoding by ggh) | ? |
NP2522 (Mirror) | My Last RoadTrip | addams | Free-form poem |
NP2531 (Mirror) | "If you're into DnD..." | Gingercat | ? |
NP2536 (Mirror) | The Weather Report from My OutSide | addams | Free-form poem |
NP2536 (Mirror) | "Here we rarely see the snow..." | lmjb1964 | Rhyming couplets |
NP2536 (Mirror) | "I step out of the sodden field..." | taixzo | ? |
NP2536 (Mirror) | "The weather here is always warm..." | ZoomanSP | ? |
NP2536 (Mirror) | "Where I used to live a little snow..." | SBN | ? |
NP2591 (Mirror) | "Yay! yay! It's Laura Mae!..." | ggh | ? |
NP2591 (Mirror) | "I GOT THE ALERT! WHERE'S THE PUN?" / "Look around you - there are none..." | ucim (starting line provided by BlitzGirl) | Punem? |
NP2635 (Mirror) | "Today early morning..." | balthasar_s | Free-form poem |
NP2639 (Mirror) | "It's treeish things / that april brings..." | ergman | ? |
NP2645 (Mirror) | "Such a Lovely Thread" | addams | Free-form poem |
NP2674 (Mirror) | "Detours" | addams | Free-form poem |
NP2678 (Mirror) | "May: The gentle month" | addams | Free-form poem |
Mustardtime Otherthread on the OTT Mirror, page 11 | "I live in a nice, little house..." | balthasar_s | Free-form poem |
Mustardtime Otherthread on the OTT Mirror, page 56 | Recently-built acrostibot looking for stanzas that have LEML as initial letters | mrob27 (auto-generated) | Acrostic quatrains of trochaic tetrameter |
Mustardtime Otherthread on the OTT Mirror, page 65 | "The frame ENHANCEment shows at bottom right..." | svenman | Blank verse (iambic pentameter) |
Mustardtime Otherthread on the OTT Mirror, page 65 | "If my understanding's mustard..." | svenman | Rhyming couplet of trochaic tetrameter |
Additional information for phys-0494 (posted on page 65 of the mustardtime thread) | "This trochaic tetrameter..." | Sustainabilizer | Quatrain of trochaic tetrameter |
Mustardtime Otherthread on the OTT Mirror, page 65 | "How time has passed! It's nearly here..." | svenman | Quatrain of iambic tetrameter |
Mustardtime Otherthread on the OTT Mirror, page 65 | "A beach of sand that slopes away towards..." | svenman | Blank verse |
Mustardtime Otherthread on the OTT Mirror, page 65 | "At loss for anything concrete to do..." | svenman | Blank verse |
Epilogue Cycle Poems[]
Link | Poem Name | Author |
---|---|---|
NP1301 (Mirror) | Time Has Flown | BlitzGirl |
NP1316 (Mirror) | Rest With Me Here | BlitzGirl |
NP1326 (Mirror) | Cuegan's Flight | BlitzGirl |
NP1370 (Mirror) | When Time is Gone | BlitzGirl |
NP1396 (Mirror) | Journey I: Ask | jjjdavidson |
NP1398 (Mirror) | Still Going | BlitzGirl |
NP1483 (Mirror) | Journey II: Learn | jjjdavidson |
NP1642 (Mirror) | Ode to Ottification | BlitzGirl |
NP1643 (Mirror) | Just Us Two | BlitzGirl |
NP1685 (Mirror) | "Ever on time marches..." | ergman |
NP1919 (Mirror) | We | BlitzGirl |
NP1939 (Mirror) | Wings | BlitzGirl |
NP1969 (Mirror) | "Celebrate, the epilogue returns..." | ergman |
NP2011 (Mirror) | Intent | BlitzGirl |
NP2041 (Mirror) | Our Castle | BlitzGirl |
NP2079 (Mirror) | SpeechONGfying | BlitzGirl |
NP2671 (Mirror) | Epilogue | BlitzGirl |
Ottified Stories[]
Link | Story Name | Author | Original Story and Author |
---|---|---|---|
NP9 (Mirror) | "There is a time for everything..." | mikrit | The Bible, Ecclesiastes 3:1-8 |
NP426 (Mirror) | "Time": may the thread live forever | Angelastic | "The Neverending Story" - Michael Ende |
NP443 (Mirror) | "The Last Time Waiter" (Mirror) | AluisioASG | "The Last Question" - Isaac Asimov |
NP476 (Mirror) | Excerpt from "The Lord of the Bags: The Fellowship of the Bags" | yappobiscuits | "The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring", Book 2, Chapter 9: "The Great River" - J.R.R. Tolkien |
NP889 (Mirror) | unnamed monologue | Eternal Density | Monologue from the Dead Parrot sketch - Monty Python |
NP903 (Mirror) | Lucky the Unlucky Leopard | mscha | "Gilda the Giraffe and Lucky the Leopard" - Lucie Papineau |
NP1179 (Mirror) | unnamed | AluisioASG | Excerpt from "The War of the Worlds" - H. G. Wells, adapted for radio by Orson Welles |
NP1406 (Mirror) | unnamed | pelrigg | Excerpt from Firefly, "Objects in Space" |
NP1406 (Mirror) | unnamed | BlitzGirl | Excerpt from "The War of the Worlds" - H. G. Wells |
NP1406 (Mirror) | unnamed | yappobiscuits | Excerpt from "The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy" - Douglas Adams |
NP1406 (Mirror) | The Three Laws of Beanies | pelrigg | The Three Laws of Robotics - Isaac Asimov |
NP1406 (Mirror) | unnamed | ggh | Excerpt from "A Tale of Two Cities" - Charles Dickens |
NP1406 (Mirror) | unnamed | ucim | Excerpt from "Moby Dick" - Herman Melville |
NP1406 (Mirror) | unnamed | BlitzGirl | Excerpt from "Young Goodman Brown" - Nathaniel Hawthorne |
NP1406 (Mirror) | unnamed | Rule110 | Prologue to "The Canterbury Tales" - Geoffrey Chaucer |
NP1408 (Mirror) | The Raftcastle at the End of The River, chapter 11 | HES | Excerpt from "The Restauraunt at the End of The Universe", chapter 11 - Douglas Adams |
NP1447 (Mirror) | "My dear OTTers! My dear Timewaiters and devotees..." | yappobiscuits | Bilbo's birthday speech from "The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring", Book 1, Chapter 1 - J.R.R. Tolkien |
NP1611 (Mirror) | "Megan's Thwapstick" | yappobiscuits | "The Lay of Thrym" (Þrymskviða) from the Poetic Edda |
NP1640 (Mirror) | unnamed | ChronosDragon | Intro to "The Stanley Parable" computer game |
NP1701 (Mirror) | "How Time Was Saved" | mrob27 | "How the World Was Saved" from "The Cyberiad" - Stanisław Lem |
NP1990 (Mirror) | The Three Laws of OTTics | mrob27 | The Three Laws of Robotics - Isaac Asimov |
NP2240 (Mirror) | bOTTeriada, "How Time was Saved" (alternate version) | mrob27 | "How the World Was Saved" from "The Cyberiad" - Stanisław Lem |
NP2254 (Mirror) | bOTTeriada, "Mrorl's Machine" | mrob27 | "Trurl's Machine" from "The Cyberiad" - Stanisław Lem |
NP2256 (Mirror) | unnamed story | AluisioASG | "The Little Bird of Svithjod" from "The Story of Mankind" - Hendrik Willem van Loon |
NP2268 (Mirror) | An excerpt from The Time-ish Carol | lmjb1964 | "A Christmas Carol" - Charles Dickens |
NP2279 (Mirror) | bOTTeriada, "A Thorough Pelting" | mrob27 | "A Good Shellacking" from "The Cyberiad" - Stanisław Lem |
NP2308 (Mirror) | bOTTeriada, "The Seven Journeys of Mrorl and Balthacarius - The First Journey, or The Botnet of Gontalmannas" | mrob27 | "The Seven Sallies of Trurl and Klaupaucius - The First Sally, or The Trap of Gargantius" from "The Cyberiad" - Stanisław Lem |
NP2326 (Mirror) | bOTTeriada, "The First Journey (A), or Mrorl's OTTronic Bard" | mrob27 | "The First Sally (A), or Trurl's Electronic Bard" from "The Cyberiad" - Stanisław Lem |
NP2326 (Mirror) | unnamed scene | BlitzGirl | Scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail - Monty Python |
NP2545 (Mirror) | bOTTeriada, "The Second Journey, or The Challenge of King Idle" | mrob27 | "The Second Sally, or The Offer of King Krool" from "The Cyberiad" - Stanisław Lem |
NP2573 (Mirror) | "There is a Time for everything..." | BlitzGirl | The Bible, Ecclesiastes 3:1-8 |
Mustardtime Otherthread on the OTT Mirror, page 52 | bOTTeriada, "The Second Journey, or The Challenge of King Idle" (revised version) | mrob27 | "The Second Sally, or The Offer of King Krool" from "The Cyberiad" - Stanisław Lem |
Mustardtime Otherthread on the OTT Mirror, page 54 | bOTTeriada, "The Third Journey, or The Dragons of OTTifiability" | mrob27 | "The Third Sally, or The Dragons of Probability" from "The Cyberiad" - Stanisław Lem |
Mustardtime Otherthread on the OTT Mirror, page 55 | bOTTeriada, "The Fourth Journey, or How Mrorl Built a Fadefatalismatic to Save Prince Pregstubin from the Vices of Punditry, and How Later He Resorted to a Bilateral Barrage of Baconcancersemencaffeinebabies" | mrob27 | "The Fourth Sally, or How Trurl Built a Femfatalatron to Save Prince Pantagoon from the Pangs of Love, and How Later He Resorted to a Cannonade of Babies" from "The Cyberiad" - Stanisław Lem |
Ottified Nonfiction[]
Link | Ottification name | Author | Original Work and Author |
---|---|---|---|
NP980 (Mirror) | chirp (Dictionary Entry) | Latent22 | Entry on fuck on Dictionary.com |
NP2213 (Mirror) | The Five Stages of Basementing | ChronosDragon | The five stages of grief - Elisabeth Kübler-Ross |
NP2491 (Mirror) | "The 42 Negative OTTish Precepts" | thunk | The 42 Negative Precepts from the Egyptian Book of the Dead |
NP2547 (Mirror) | "What if Time Really Exists?" | AluisioASG | Abstract of What if Time Really Exists? - Sean M. Carroll |
NP2574 (Mirror) | "Pokémolp RUN! Hotdog Vendor's official press release" | mrob27 | Entry "Breakout Hit: Pokemon Go" in Best Apple Apps and Games of 2016 blog post - Rich Foreman |
Mustardtime Otherthread on the OTT Mirror, page 80 | "Every Single Episode of Hit TV Show Bagtor Bag!" | WaddleDeo | List of Doctor Who episodes |
Original Stories[]
In this section, both fictional stories and real-life accounts (or any hybrids between these) can be entered. It is advisable that they do not significantly rely on other forum posts for context (excepting, for posts that are part of a series, earlier posts in the same series).
Link(s) | Story Name | Author |
---|---|---|
NP356 (Mirror) | unnamed story | chem1190c |
NP 443 - NP860 (see The Last Timewaiter wiki page) |
The Last Timewaiter | AluisioASG |
ongoing since NP454 (see AotC wiki page) |
Acts of the Clerics | ucim |
NP528 (Mirror) | A Ffoxy Tale | azule |
NP620 (Mirror) NP655 (Mirror) NP707 (Mirror) NP758 (Mirror) |
The Case of the Little River (unfinished) | ChronosDragon |
NP640 (Mirror) NP759 (Mirror) |
The Dark Lord | Earthling on Mars |
NP665 (Mirror) NP668 (Mirror) NP672 (Mirror) |
The Story of NewPixBot | azule |
NP809 (Mirror) | OTC Field Guide: Beesnake (Apocrita elongata) | azule |
NP865 (Mirror) | Inspiration | ergman |
NP867 (Mirror) | "Dear Sis" (letter) | CameronCat |
NP882 (Mirror) | To be revised/rewritten | Neil_Boekend |
NP889 (Mirror) | The Last Time Waiter: Swampman's Dilemma | AluisioASG |
NP910 (Mirror) | "Fire Flies" | addams |
NP927 (Mirror) | Grey Goo - An Argument for Nano | ttscp |
NP988 (Mirror) | If I were LaPetite... | TheMinim |
NP1323 (Mirror) | The Tale of LaPetite | jovialbard |
NP1354 (Mirror) | "From his volcano based evil lair cellocgw watches the unfolding of the OTT..." | Neil_Boekend |
NP1394 (Mirror) | OTC Field Report: Beesnake (Apocrita elongata) | azule |
NP1426 (Mirror) NP1431 (Mirror) | unnamed story | AluisioASG |
NP1432 (Mirror) | The Meeting | pelrigg |
NP1483 (Mirror) (PDF version) | Unattainable | AluisioASG |
NP1623 (Mirror) | 0911: "Emit" | yappobiscuits |
NP1634 (Mirror) | Blitzrandir BlitzGirl and Her Pink Boa | AluisioASG |
NP1667 (Mirror) NP1669 (Mirror) NP1673 (Mirror) | "Timeland" | TheMinim |
NP1699 (Mirror) | The Molpy Hunter | lmjb1964 |
NP1813 (Mirror) | The Trick Was Rubbing Two Sticks Together (erotic fiction, NSFW) | azule |
NP1965 (Mirror)
NP1973 (Mirror) |
The Tale of 守炉部二十七 (Morobu-Niju-Nana) | mrob27 |
NP1980 (Mirror) | unnamed story | ChronosDragon |
NP1982 (Mirror) | Future Blitz-Log Entry 37.8b | Purplepants77 |
NP1991 (Mirror) | The OTT Multi-Timezone Question Tennis International Melee Event of Newpage 1990 | BlueCrab |
NP2177 (Mirror) | The Case of the Other Donut | ucim |
NP2197 (Mirror) | Sustainabilizer, snowed under with PM | azule |
NP2220 (Mirror) NP2223 (Mirror) NP2224 (Mirror) NP2226 (Mirror) |
unnamed story | ergman |
NP2273 (Mirror) | unnamed story | AluisioASG |
NP2273 (Mirror) | unnamed story | AluisioASG |
NP2288 (Mirror) | unnamed story | AluisioASG |
NP2498 (Mirror)
NP2501 (Mirror) |
The Chronicles of Torgos (unfinished) | Gingercat |
NP2502 (Mirror) | "My Friend Evee" | addams |
NP2502 (Mirror) NP2503 (Mirror) NP2503 (Mirror) |
A Storm of Steel and Steam (unfinished) | Eternal Density |
NP2536 (Mirror) | "A difficult bike trip" | balthasar_s |
NP2551 (Mirror) NP2567 (Mirror) NP2568 (Mirror) |
"In which GnomeAnne climbs a tree" | GnomeAnne |
NP2561 (Mirror) | "S-chupid chirping American" | ggh |
NP2567 (Mirror) | Oh. There is a spoon after all. | ggh |
NP2568 (Mirror) | "The Missing Cap" | svenman |
NP2568 (Mirror) | "The Silver Pin" | ucim |
NP2570 (Mirror) NP2570 (Mirror) NP2573 (Mirror) |
Camping Log | Eternal Density |
NP2571 (Mirror) | "Stephanie's Cinnamon Rolls" | GnomeAnne |
NP2572 (Mirror) | Scary Cat Story | addams |
NP2576 (Mirror) | The Day I Found Out The Dog Was Not My Brother | addams |
NP2591 (Mirror) | "Nice to Be Home" | lmjb1964 |
NP2664 (Mirror) | Sisters of Charity, Chapter One: Afternoon with the Wilisons | Eternal Density |
NP2676 (Mirror) | "In this city, always have a bike available" | balthasar_s |
Mustardtime Otherthread on the OTT Mirror, page 39 | A dream about an afternoon visit to a bakery | balthasar_s |
Mustardtime Otherthread on the OTT Mirror, page 58 | bOTTeriada, "The ????th Journey, or LEML's Earliest Moon Landing" | mrob27 |
Mustardtime Otherthread on the OTT Mirror, page 87 | svenman narrates his own post | svenman |
OTT-Ifs[]
These are ottifications of xkcd What-Ifs, either of particular What-If installments or of the general concept.
See also: OTTercomics#OTT-If Images
Link | Title | Author | Original |
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NP1391 (Mirror) | Updating a Printed OTT | Swein | 59 |
NP1416 (Mirror) | Updating a Sandwritten OTT | mrob27 | 59, 57 |
NP1444 (Mirror) | TWITT6R | mrob27 | 34 |
NP1674 (Mirror) | Five Hour Molpies | yappobiscuits | none |
NP1731 (Mirror) | Slow Blitz | january1may | 59, 76 |
NP2009 (Mirror) | "Imagine that everybody on Earth adopted a puppy..." | ChronosDragon | none |
NP2139 (Mirror) | A Molpy of Molpies (fragment) | mrob27 | 4 |
Ottish Jokes[]
See also: Bag Puns
Link | Title | Author |
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NP772 (Mirror) | "Two OTTers were walking together along the sea..." | shurikt |
NP1381 (Mirror) | "Would you rather be a polar bear or a little otter?" and other punnish Q/As | yappobiscuits |
NP1394 (Mirror) | Chainsaw PUNishments | azule |
NP1397 (Mirror) | hour /ou(ə)r/, noun. (Fictitious dictionary entry) | taixzo |
NP1397 (Mirror) | "So four molpies go into a bar..." | mikro2nd |
Music[]
See Songs written in the forum
See also[]
- The Advent Series - a series of daily posts combining photography and poetry, beginning on newpage 2635 (Mirror)